I live in Amazonia, Missouri, which is weird enough as it is, but things have been strange lately. So, let me get a few things straight. My parents call themselves Vampire Hunters. Yes, I know that sounds crazy because, well, they are in fact crazy. Well, at least I think so. They have our house surrounded by a sharp picket fence and almost every single room in our house is full of sharp stakes and holy water. Yeah, they're a bit old fashion. But anyway, my point is that they're a bit on the looney side, I've never seen a Vampire a day in my life, nor do I believe I ever will. I've never heard anyone around town claim they' have either, t